For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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