Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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