how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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