shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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