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Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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