awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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