school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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