this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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