His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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