You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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