forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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