Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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