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Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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