"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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