woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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