is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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