We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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