love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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