hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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