East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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