I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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