I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
