I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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