check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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