Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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