I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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