She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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