How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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