you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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