it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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