i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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