Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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