I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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