I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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