Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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