I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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