meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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