Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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