White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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