have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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