So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
