What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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