Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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