so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
