you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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