my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I licked your asshole in confidence.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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