it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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