a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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