Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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