Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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