Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
