HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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