I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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