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say what?
wanna hang out?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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