yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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